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The clanging chords of the Burbleton Brass Band waft sonorously over the plains as farmers clip the pelts of Fribbering Lambls. The chirruping cacophony of a flock of Yellow-Eared-Pifflers fills the air of Professor Yongle’s laboratory, the august oratory of the King-Emperor Chazzophon IV fill the classchambers of the Prattt Academy : such are the sweet sounds and musick produced by a Grammophiggle.
The latest invention of the Yarra Forgeworks, this is a more advanced model of that which split the eardrums of more than a 132 people attending demonstrations on their annual Trulballoo. Thankfully after the lawsuits were wrangled, money was left to make the necessary improvements. We are assuredly the beneficiaries because the Grammophiggle can record and replay all manner of noises, clacks, thumps, whirrs, trumpet blasts, sponggles, snores and whistles.
Furthermore, percussive extras are available to expand the auditory adventures which it induces in the listener. Although the Sackbutt-extender would just about ruin a village in its costliness. But how magnificent to hear it parp!
